Description of the theft
My girlfriend's house in LADD'S ADDITION! can you believe that anyone would steal a bike in fucking LADD'S ADDITION?!!!!?!! It was resting against her New Belgium Tall-Bike in front of the porch. I noticed it was gone when I woke up around 2pm, but thought nothing of it because we usually borrow each other's bikes. I got hold of her later around 6:30pm last night, and she told me she doesn't have my bike. SO, it went missing anytime between 10am and 2pm yesterday the 15th of July. Reward: BEER!