Hopped my big iron gate to get it.
10-year-old blue Trek woman's comfort bike. Covered in stuff: it says "Marrus Bike" in sparkly letters on the side, fake flowers attached to the front axle. Rusty, collapsible baskets in back.
I thought if I decorated the hell out of it, nobody would want it.
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